I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Text me some of your sweat
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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