if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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