xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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