too bad you live with your parents still
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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