went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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