thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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