This girl is more easily done than said...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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