I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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