that's an acceptable place to lick
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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