Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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