I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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