DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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