I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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