If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It was confusing and full of hummus
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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