dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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You made out with two different species that night
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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