can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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