I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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