You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize