okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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