hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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