You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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