and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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