Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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