There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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