It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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