I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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