glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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