He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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