when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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