I am in a vortex of obligation.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You ruined the universe
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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