have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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