i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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