You surviving the open bar?
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Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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