Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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