Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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