Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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