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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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