She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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