I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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