just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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