My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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