Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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