yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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