Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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