Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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