Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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