Where is the hickey?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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