Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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