why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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