Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
As shirtless as possible
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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